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Mumbo53

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  1. Hi Cherry As promised, here are some pics from my Colombia trip. S
  2. Hi Candyman - just reading that story has made my day infinitely better. <> Come to think of it, 823 4863 must also be a London number... hmmmm.... I'll let you know how I get on. ! All the best my friend
  3. This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look, especially with all the rain we have been having. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco at the Hoover Building You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen February 26th, 28th, March 3rd, 5th, 10th, 11th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 18th, 20th, and 21st. Also twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend. P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better
  4. My favourite blonde joke: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
  5. This one is a true story: Irish police have finally caught up with the country's most serious serial driving offender - a Polish immigrant called Mr Prawo Jazdy. Since June 2007, Mr Jazdy had racked up over a hundred driving offences from from simple parking fines to speeding, reckless driving, driving without insurance or MOT and leaving the scene of an accident, yet he had eluded capture by giving a string of false addresses. Each time the police turned up at the address given to arrest Mr Jazdy, he was nowhere to be found. Only after 18 months of searching for this prize villain did one rather brighter officer finally figure out the answer to the mystery: Prawo Jazdy is in fact Polich for "Driving License". Needless to say, they have now refined their search for a Mr D License instead! Did you know: while the Brits tell jokes about the Irish, the Irish tell their jokes about "Kerrymen".
  6. This one is a true story: Irish police have finally caught up with the country's most serious serial driving offender - a Polish immigrant called Mr Prawo Jazdy. Since June 2007, Mr Jazdy had racked up over a hundred driving offences from from simple parking fines to speeding, reckless driving, driving without insurance or MOT and leaving the scene of an accident, yet he had eluded capture by giving a string of false addresses. Each time the police turned up at the address given to arrest Mr Jazdy, he was nowhere to be found. Only after 18 months of searching for this prize villain did one rather brighter officer finally figure out the answer to the mystery... Prawo Jazdy is in fact Polich for "Driving License". Needless to say, they have now refined their search for a Mr D License instead! Did you know: while the Brits tell jokes about the Irish, the Irish tell their jokes about "Kerrymen".
  7. Yes, Freddie was a genius, and what I liked most about Queen was that you simply couldn't classify them as any single style - they didn't fit into any box because they performed such variety and performed it so well. I was lucky enough to see them live twice, first time in Berlin in 1983 and at Knebworth in 1985. That gig, is second only to Roger Waters in Berlin in 1990, and if I were to make that into a top five, I would have to add the Rolling Stones at Wembley Stadium (Voodoo Lounge tour 1994), The Who at Wembley Arena (can't remember the year, maybe 1989) and Michael Jackson at Wembley Stadium again (History Tour, 1997). All genuine superstars - and yes Cherry, it is amazing to see them in the flesh but I wish they would stop asking me for autographs!
  8. Thanks Candyman - yep, stirs a few memories for sure. I was at Knebworth twice during the summers between my years at uni, first in 1985, with Deep Purple plus Scorpions and Meatloaf and again in 1986 which was Queen's last gig! Great way to go out:
  9. Good choices Candyman. I remember seeing Kiss also at Donnington, might have been the same year, not sure. Memory not what it used to be. At least, I don't think it is. I can't actually remember how good it once was! Okay, a little known band that I had a lot of time for when I was younger; saw them at Hammersmith and the Albert Hall, and once went to Dortmund in Germany to see them support Ozzy Osbourne: Enjoy:
  10. Thanks Candyman, I feel all clever now! Enjoy:
  11. Right, last one for tonight. When I was 16, I travelled 150 miles to see Iron Maiden in Milton Keynes with a bunch of Hells Angels from Canterbury, and went all the way in a motorcycle sidecar shaped like a coffin! Wicked! Can't find the actual concert, but this is probably from the same tour... and whilst I haven't been to 22 Acacia Avenue, I seem to recall occasionally visiting ladies of easy virtue at other similarly disreputable establishments! Or perhaps I am just getting old! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD58jdCPE_I
  12. OK - so now I've cracked uploading youtube clips (yeah, I know it's easy but not when you're a dinosaur like me), here's another clip from probably my favourite band, and from another concert that I was at in 1991 (Donnington Festival)... A few of Randy Andy's compatriots! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC8EAO3NnHM&playnext=1&list=PL9E2200A44D1A8C63
  13. Hey Candyman, not heard of Roger Waters? That is a disappointment -<" title="LOL" /> Roger Waters was a founding member, songwriter, occasional singer and lont-time bass guitarist with Pink Floyd, and if I can get my 18th century mind around 21st century technology, this link might work. This was the Berlin concert, held on what used to be "no-mans land" on the East German side of the wall, only a few months after the wall came down. 250,000 people! Check out an amazing guitar solo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHoxegKsBM
  14. Ahhh - Monty Python, now you're talking. I'm a numpty when it comes to how to attach youtube clips, so I'm just going to have to describe it: Check out the Bruce's singing The Philosophers Drinking Song. Simply brilliant and contains the best description of American beer I have ever heard: "American beer is like making love in a canoe." "It's fucking close to water!"
  15. I was lucky enough to be at the Potzdamer Platz in Berlin in 1990, to see Roger Waters performing The Wall on what used to be No Man's Land on the East German side. Increadible simply isn't a big enough word to describe it. As for "eight tracks", you are showing your age now Candyman, which I guess means I am too!
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