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  1. What a way to be baptised into a forum. possibly the best report I have ever read. Awesome pictures, great dialog. I have limited mobility and through this post you have allowed me to enjoy as much as you did. Thankyou so much.

  2. In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and steril
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDyU9irzeoQ
  4. Brilliant. Candyman you post some crackers!! >>! >>! >>!
  5. The Bell - Mike Oldfield Slipstream - mike Oldfield
  6. Brilliant. Well found Candyman and thanks for sharing. ROTFL! ROTFL! ROTFL!
  7. For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self- help section?" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if t
  8. http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html >>!
  9. Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give
  10. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Little Johnny 'Giving up?'
  11. that is the ex following me, or trying to find me
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